For a good decade or two, condom ads absolutely loved telling us that kids are cancer. Who would’ve thought overpopulation fears will be replaced by declining birth rates. So I thought, maybe, it’s not a great idea to be shitting on kids right now. And hey, kids are actually great but you know who’s not? Millennials. The very generation that has caused the impending population collapse in the first place. And why’s that you might ask? Well, because millennials were to busy living their lives to the fullest, collecting memories not things and embracing their inner child as their therapist suggested (also economic collapses but that’s not the point here). So, maybe use a Durex condom because if you fall in that Millennial / early Gen Z bracket, chances are you’re just not ready to have a family. Find yourself in one of these ads.